To the unwitting tourist, the Vic Hislop Shark Show looks innocuous enough -
a massive glass fibre sharks mouth serves as the entrance and leads you into a
dingy corridor where A$8 buys you a ticket to see "the truth about
sharks".
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Hislop himself
introduces a low budget promotional video which sets the tone (and is frankly
the most - nay only - interesting part of the exhibition). Here's a shortened
transcript (these are the actual titles of the chapters):
 | Chapter one: The Facts (sharks eat things, including whales and seals) |
 | Chapter two: The Evidence (graphic videos extracts of maimed whales - and
this is a family show?!?) |
 | Chapter three - More Evidence (more mangled whales) |
 | Chapter Four - More Evidence (yet more mangled whales) |
 | Chapter Five - More Evidence (you get the picture) |
 | Chapter Six - More Evidence (this guy is getting a little tedious) |
 | Chapter Seven - (Yawn!) More Evidence... |
 | Chapter Nine - Conclusion (Cor, he's run out of evidence...) - sharks should not
be allowed to eat whales or 'other family oriented mammals' |
The rest of the exhibition is a random collection of memorabilia and
newspaper clippings, often with Mr Hislops picture and propaganda embedded.
And to scare the kids, this family show features half eaten wetsuits,
surfboards and scuba gear, not to mention pictures of their users with various
lumps being stitched back on...
To crown the show, Mr Hislop has a decomposing Great White in a twenty foot
glass fronted freezer - Hey Vic, perhaps it would go well with a little herb
butter or a bucket of tartare.
Suffice it to say, the curator is officially 'hatstand' and his show clearly
reflects this.
Go see it if you can. Its shocking!