Tamaki Maori Village
So
what would you do if a half naked sixteen stone bloke with tattoos on his face,
eyes bulging and nose flared came at you brandishing a spear? Most likely
something unspeakable in your shorts...
This is Te Wero - the challenge. The warrior has met us at the gates of his
village and wants to know if we are friend or foe (though why he couldn't just
ask I don't know). Our 'chief' for the evening, a victim... err... volunteer I
mean... responds by taking a peace offering placed on the floor by the
warrior. Next he retreats into the village and we are welcomed by the womenfolk
singing to lift the ancestral spirits from the floor.
So begins a night of traditional Moari culture - dance, song, shows of
strength and traditionally cooked food.
We
are welcomed into the village and taken around several reconstructed showcases -
warriors practicing Te Wero, ladies singing and weaving, men carving totems and
practicing rapid manoeuvres with spears and hand blades. Its an impressive
sight, and a very authentic looking reconstruction.
Next we enter the meeting house where a speech is made by the chief. Despite
being in the native tongue of the Maoris, it is mesmeric and engaging - it is
translated after but it seems this was not really required.
Following
this, we are accepted as equals in the village and free to roam. But dinner is
being served, western food but cooked in a traditional Hangi - buried under wood
fired hot rocks for several hours. The meats are well cooked and vegetables
moist and succulent - everything has a tangy wood smoked flavour.
To finish we are given a display of the Haka - as practiced by the New
Zealand All Blacks before an international game.
A great night out with a great people.

Pams entry:
We reached Rotorua in the early evening
and drove up and down for a while trying to decide on a nice place to stay. We
finally decided on a small ground floor apartment, checked in and signed up for
a visit to a Maori village on the morrow.
Wandering out to dinner was very
pleasant in the balmy air, and no flies to badger us. I mentioned I had not had
an “Indian” for ages so when we came upon one Jason suggested we go in. It was
a bit basic and “flock wallpapery” but we had high hopes. The starter was nice
enough but the main course was absolutely dire. There again, we had been
spoiled by Australian grub.
We went to the Maori village next
evening, picked up in a tour bus by a cheery Maori guide who wanted people to go
up front and tell the others about themselves. Can you believe it, but some
people actually volunteered??
Naturally they got roped into whatever
silliness was going to occur the rest of the evening. Jason and I were having
“second thoughts” several times over as we hung around but in the end the Maori
village was absolutely delightful.
A traditional Maori confrontation was
enacted, then we were welcomed into a lovely reconstruction of a village, set in
a pine forest. There were several huts, at each of which a few Maori men or
women were engaged in a traditional activity, e.g. cooking, training in combat,
whittling woody things, singing etc. There were lovely smells and a lovely
atmosphere.
In a large tent they gave a sort of
concert, long speeches in Maori (slightly tedious) and music and song (really,
really nice) – the ladies in grassy dresses and the men in sort of buckskin
loincloth jobbies. After that came the hangi – food cooked in the earth
covered with naturally hot stones.
The meats and fish were absolutely
delicious but the sweet potatoes did not appeal. There was even a hot bread.
All very simply cooked but with a very nice flavour. There was more
entertainment and then we went home. I adore Maoris. No acting up for the
tourists with them. They were joyous and honest and very, very proud of their
culture – as they pointed out, they had never been conquered but had consented
to make peace with the white settlers.
I do believe Jason enjoyed it too.
(Jason: I did!)